One sunny afternoon, a guy was cruising down the highway, enjoying the breeze. Suddenly, a cop waved him down, curiosity etched on his face.    Peering into the back of the truck, the officer’s eyes widened at the sight of a bunch of penguins waddling around. “Hey! What are these flippered fellows d...

A man brings his ailing Chihuahua to the veterinary clinic. Without delay, they are escorted to a consultation room.   Shortly thereafter, a Labrador enters, investigates the Chihuahua for about ten minutes, and then exits. Next, a cat appears, gazes at the Chihuahua for another ten minutes, and lea...

A young boy walks into a barber shop, prompting the barber to lean toward his customer and say, "Watch this; I’m about to show you how clueless this kid is." He holds out a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over, asking, "What do you want, buddy?" The boy choo...

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is completely stunned. He fixes the gorilla a perfect martini and slides it across the bar. The gorilla pays for the drink with a crisp $20 bill, drinks the martini, and then walks out without a word. The next night, the gorilla returns....