A beautiful blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, and not useful, so she decides to show her husband, that blondes really are smart and useful. Why, she thinks she can do anything any other woman can do.  So her husba...

One sunny afternoon, a guy was cruising down the highway, enjoying the breeze. Suddenly, a cop waved him down, curiosity etched on his face.    Peering into the back of the truck, the officer’s eyes widened at the sight of a bunch of penguins waddling around. “Hey! What are these flippered fellows d...

A man brings his ailing Chihuahua to the veterinary clinic. Without delay, they are escorted to a consultation room.   Shortly thereafter, a Labrador enters, investigates the Chihuahua for about ten minutes, and then exits. Next, a cat appears, gazes at the Chihuahua for another ten minutes, and lea...

A young boy walks into a barber shop, prompting the barber to lean toward his customer and say, "Watch this; I’m about to show you how clueless this kid is." He holds out a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over, asking, "What do you want, buddy?" The boy choo...

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is completely stunned. He fixes the gorilla a perfect martini and slides it across the bar. The gorilla pays for the drink with a crisp $20 bill, drinks the martini, and then walks out without a word. The next night, the gorilla returns....