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Bible Story Jokes

1. The Sunday School teacher asks the children to draw Christmas pictures. She goes over to one student and sees he’s drawn a picture of four people on an airplane.

“What is this?” she asked.

“Mary and Joseph and Baby Jesus on a flight to Egypt,” he says.

“Well… who’s the fourth person?”

“That’s Pontius, the pilot.”

2. Moses is wandering around and he finds the burning bush. He looks closer and sees that while the bush is clearly on fire, it is not burning up. He just can't believe his eyes, and in his amazement he says "No way!"

Then, a voice comes from the bush, and says "Yah way!"

3. How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.

4. How did the apostles get to Pentecost? Honda! They were all in one Accord.

5. When was Joseph mentioned playing tennis? When he served in Pharaoh's court.

6. Who was the shortest person in the Bible? It is believed to be Bildad the Shuhite (shoe height)

7. The next shortest was Knee-high-miah!

8. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.

9. Where was Solomon's temple located? On the side of his head.

10. What kind of plants didn't Noah want on the ark? Leeks.

— https://www.christianity.com/wiki/christian-life/christian-jokes-stories.html#bible