A beautiful blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, and not useful, so she decides to show her husband, that blondes really are smart and useful. Why, she thinks she can do anything any other woman can do. 

So her husband leaves for work and she decides to get busy and paint a room while he’s gone . That should show him , that’s she’s bright and useful. Later that day her husband arrives home around 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same. 

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting a room. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!😂🤣😂